••• Wednesday, August 11, 2004

This Just In....
Dear Lady With Toothpaste in Her Hair (Clothes,Shower Curtain, etc.):

After you put the toothpaste on your electric toothbrush, try waiting until you have the brush in your mouth before turning it on.

Cosmically Yours,
The Universe

P.S. We've been watching this phenomenon for weeks now. At first it was sort of cute, in a quirky, eccentric kind of way. But eventually, it was merely pathetic. Really.

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