••• Monday, June 13, 2005


Sky Candy

Life is good.

Heaven Must Be Missing a Swimsuit
Dear Baby Jesus,
Thank you for the following:
1) Lands End.
2) Your giving Lands End the ultimate wisdom and craftmanship, to enable them to offer to me, for purchase, this most excellent Waterside Breast Management System (aka, a size 8 tankini top, in a D cup.)
3) The matching skirt bottom, which is cute and slenderizing, and provides adequate coverage of my-monkey-business-at-the-top-of-the- stairs.
4) UPS
5) Overnight shipping.
Speaking of Heaven, have you ever wondered what really happens to people in hell? Well, I think I figured it out. People who get sent to hell, spend all of eternity putting wet, one piece swimsuits on three year-olds.

So, Be warned and Behave.

(Do you think that writing a silly letter to Baby Jesus, on a knitting blog, is a sent-to-hellworthy offense?)

Rut Row
It would appear that I am not as free to blog with wild abandon, as I thought I would be. This is mostly because the in-laws are here for three days, and stealth blogging, in a closet, at a cottage, in 90 degree heat, puts a bit of a crunk in the juice. If you know what I mean.

I have done some knitting. This is the left front of Peaches.

For those of you who still believe that I have anything worth while to say about our beloved craft, I hereby proclaim: I was able to successfully incorporate the lace pattern into the increased stitches. ::I know, Whoopdeefuckingdoo. But hey, when you're on vacation, shaving a knee cap is rocket science. ::

Til Tuesday.....

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