••• Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Off the Playlist
I've been sickern a dog, since Sunday night. Improvement is slow, despite the 8 hours in the ER, a diagnosis (upper UTI) and prescribled antibiotics. I'll probably not be posting for a few more days, 'cause it hurts, dammit.
For the record, this is not your mother's UTI. Tests in the ER included CAT scan and ultrasounds. Inner and outer. Hot damn. ::At least the lubricant was heated and the 12-year-old performing the procedure seemed to know what he was doing. Although I was not too impressed with the female attendant he selected. A hot, blonde, very young thang, dressed for clubbing. I kid you not. She wasn't in scrubs but was wearing a black/glitter striped, low, low cut blouse and black dress pants. Yeah, those 25 minutes in a dimly-lit room, with Doogie's magic probe, and Good-To-Go Barbie sitting just inches from my stir-upped flank, just flew by....::
In the meantime, here's a shot I had lined up for Sunday's Farewell To Vacation post.
See ya on the other side....
Of this misery.
For the record, this is not your mother's UTI. Tests in the ER included CAT scan and ultrasounds. Inner and outer. Hot damn. ::At least the lubricant was heated and the 12-year-old performing the procedure seemed to know what he was doing. Although I was not too impressed with the female attendant he selected. A hot, blonde, very young thang, dressed for clubbing. I kid you not. She wasn't in scrubs but was wearing a black/glitter striped, low, low cut blouse and black dress pants. Yeah, those 25 minutes in a dimly-lit room, with Doogie's magic probe, and Good-To-Go Barbie sitting just inches from my stir-upped flank, just flew by....::
In the meantime, here's a shot I had lined up for Sunday's Farewell To Vacation post.
See ya on the other side....
Of this misery.
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