Tuesday, Cabana had his appointment with The Doctor Electric, who agreed with The Doctor Aortal's appraisal, and is 95% sure that Cabana’s visit to Camp Cardio last month, was cognitively induced.

But just to be sure, The Doctor Electric has put Cabana on an Event Monitor for 30 days. An Event Monitor is a little black box which, at the push of a button, records a specific period of heart activity, via wires that are hooked up to freshly plunged nipple rings...Oops. Wrong website.

You can read more about the real thing here.

I'll be back in later in the weekend with a spousal perspective on the keeping score of the heart and related rhythms of love and fidelity.

In the meantime, there's an already opene bottle of Chianti in the kitchen, with my name on it and some real Freye Canday for your perusing pleasure.

Labels: eye candy Friday, The Heart of Man